WHAT YOULD YOU DO IF:

1. Howard kissed you: Look at him oddly.... Where did he learn to do THAT!

2. Vince kissed you: Blush, Giggle, KISS BACK!

3. Naboo kissed you: feel loved

4. Fossil kissed you: Set a pair of clockwork false teeth on him!

5. You were in charge of the Zoo: fill it with Bob Fossils

6. Miss Giddeon called you fat: call her a skinny biatch who keeps carps!

8. You became a shaman: I would go wild, have a wicked shaman party, and spend the rest of the Century off my chops. Id settle down after that and probably take my shamanic powers seriously.

9. You were asked to join the Mighty Boosh: I would agree instantly and offer to play a love interest for Vince!

10. You had to choose between electro and jazz funk: Electro

CRUSH TEST:

1. You love Vince, Howard, Fossil, Giddeon, Bollo, Johnny TwoHats, The Hitcher, Naboo, Jack, Charlie Gum, or any other character in the series?: VINCE!

2. Would you kiss them?: Yepp!

3. Would you hug them?: Yeah! I hug everything! even the very esscence of the universe!

4. Would you sleep with them?: bear... shit... woods!!!!!

5. Would you marry them?: oh yes. yes I would.

6. Would hate them?: never ever!

7. Would you dump them?: Nope!

8. Would you rape them?: WHO WOULD DO THAT TO SOMEONE THEY LOVE!

9. Would you have tea with them?: yeah! its an essential part of life! you gotta take tea with the guy you like

10. Would you invite a panda to come with you?: erm nooooo...

BASIC KNOWLEDGE TEST:

1. Who is the King of the mods?: Vince!

2. Did Bollo die?: no. Howard died and Bollo feel better now!

3. Who has been known for his shining mirror balls?: MR SUSAN! = D

4. Where did Vince get his red cowboy boots from?: black frost in the pilot

5. Does Johnny Two Hats get another hat later?: yeah. like a whole huge STACK of them : )

6. What gem is compared to the size of a toddler's head briefly?: the egg of mamtumbi

7. Is Fossil able to get all the animals names right? Without the talk box?: nope!

8. How did Howard defeat the kangaroo?: all thanks to the aussie folks telling Vince to grab the Kangaroo by his "flaming balls!"

9. How does the Sandpaper man get gloves?: the hand sheathes came from Vince! vince did NOT want them back.

RANDOMNESS/RESPONSE TEST:

1. Howard has taken a liking to wearing a bra: well he IS getting old. ignore him he probably thinks the girls love it!

2. Naboo is technically doing acts of incest.: .... NABOO!!!! GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT CHEESE!

3. You have to rub sunscreen on Vince's hair at the beach.: gladly! where is that bottle!

4. Fossil dances naked over the Russian Bear cage in front of students visitting the zoo.: ... *pulls trap door lever*

5. The Hitcher threatens you with his very large thumb. produce a thumb cozy you knitted for just such an occasion! that thumb must get quite cold all by its lonesome!

6. Jazzfunk and Electro mix together.:  its all about context!

7. You are asked to make your own crimp.: ... *gulp* I can only wave! not crimp!

8. You are lost in a forest and a monkey wants to steal your face because you are a man.: ... DESTROY HIM WITH PENCILS!

9. A blind white man thinks hes black.: ... take off his dark glasses and show him a mirror.

10. You are sentenced to a Hubba Bubba nightmare.: request wriggleys extra instead.

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